Thursday, October 25, 2012

Truthful


Mirror, mirror on the wall; what’s your secret you can’t stall.  Tell me I’m pretty; tell me I’m fine.   Don’t tell me tubby; please don’t let that be the sign.  That can’t be the answer; please, please don’t let it be.  Is that fur, an antler?  Oh, tell me that’s not acne!  What am I turning into? Mirror, I don’t want you being my author!  This is starting to becoming an issue!  I know now that on the inside, I’ve become a monster.

Friday, October 19, 2012

Memoir: The melting


“Allison!” I heard Emily and Chandra yell at the same time. 
         “How stupid can you be?”  Claire shouted as I started running through the hallway.  I started smelling something smoking.  As I turned the corner I saw everyone crowded in panic.  Then everyone started staring at me.  Why does everyone always have to blame me for everything?
         On the day of parent/teacher conferences, Mrs. Morrow had Emily, Claire, and their friends come over to their house for a healthy eating challenge.  We had to find a recipe for a healthy meal, get the supplies, and make it on time for supper that night.  So once we got there, we all looked through cookbooks and online websites to find the recipes we wanted to make.  We chose strawberries with dark chocolate, a fruit rainbow, and meat and vegetable kabobs.  We made our list and headed for the grocery store, all of us on bikes.  After a flat tire and almost loosing the checkbook, we made our way back to the Morrow house. 
         We all had our jobs for different things: the older girls cut the vegetables and fruits in pieces, and the younger girls were in charge of putting the things we cut in the fridge.  We all made most of the entrees together, except the older girls got to make the kabobs on the grill.  Everyone started acting chaotic and out of control. 
         “Can you bring us a plate?” Emily and I hollered at Chandra from the porch.  She brought us this Christmas plate that was big enough to hold all of the kabobs.  Rushed, I put the plate in the oven to keep them warmed because we had a little more time than we thought.
         With the free time I had, I decided to work on our speech in the office.  I had the headphones on, and I was talking into the microphone.  As I was listening to the recording of myself, Emily, Chandra, and Claire started hollering at me.  I sped through the hallway into the kitchen, finding everyone crowded in a circle around the oven. 
         “Why did you put a plastic plate in the oven?” questioned Claire.  I completely forgot that Chandra had given me the plastic Christmas plate.  In panic, Emily grabbed oven rack with dripping plate all over it.  As she was putting it in the sink, a piece of the plastic got stuck to her finger, so she yelped in pain.  After she finally got the plastic off her, we looked in the oven and realized for some odd reason that there was tinfoil in the bottom of it.  If the tinfoil hadn’t been there, it would have taken us hours to peel all of the plastic from the oven.
         After that chaotic mess, we tried to have a nonchalant supper, as we waited for Emily’s parents to come home.  We tried to make Claire eat grapes, because she doesn’t like fruit.  In that process Emily ended up throwing a grape at Claire’s face.  Almost in slow motion, the grape hit Claire in her eye, making her eye start watering from the impact of the grape.
         “Claire! Are you crying?” Emily asked confused.
         “No, this eye got hit by a grape, and this eye’s just mad at you!” Claire exclaimed while laughing.  After we ate and cleaned up our mess, we waited for Emily’s parents to come home for their supper.
         Even though we had a few problems that day, we ended up having a great time.  We learned that every problem, no matter how crazy it is, always has some kind of solution.